What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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