Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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