it was like his penis was on wheels.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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