He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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