im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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