The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
