just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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