well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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