"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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