I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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