haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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