Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
This house was built for laser tag.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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