google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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