OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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