I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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