Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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