no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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