I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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