she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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