so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I wish you could order shots online.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
porn star boner night. come get it.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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