got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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