he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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