Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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