so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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