we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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