So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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