YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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