Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it