so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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