It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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