no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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