Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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