Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
she peed on how many people?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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