belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Randomize
