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(402): View more from Nebraska

Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter

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(513): View more from Ohio

The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon

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(415): View more from California

Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up

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(+91): View more from India

I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.

(580): View more from Oklahoma

It would have only made it one day at my place.

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