I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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