Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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