it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Two words: blizzard sex
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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