okay pat passed out under dana's car
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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