I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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