You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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