real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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