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Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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