just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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