Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
