There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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