Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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