But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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