Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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