I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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