I am puke
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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