No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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