I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
So many bounce houses so little time
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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