Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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