I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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