I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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